Melissa,
are you bored? Click on this. You'll like
it.
(You don't have to be Melissa to
look at it)
Please
sign my guestbook. Now.

Welcome to my homepage. My
name is Ian, and I'm happy that you have managed to become one of the
many people in the world which I am able to reach because I have my
own website. I hope you enjoy your visit here.
Perhaps you'd like to know a little about myself. I am 22 years old,
a student at Plattsburgh
State University in
Plattsburgh, New York. I am majoring in Communication: Mass Media, in
hopes to be somewhere within the production aspects of the media. I
have a lot to say, and like to find the appropriate channels where I
can be heard. Eventually, I would like to get a masters and PhD in
communication, athough that is something which would happen in the
distant, yet near future.
I have been working on this website since the fall of 1997, when I
got home from Young
Judaea Year Course.
Throughout the past years, I have had some creative bursts, some
stuff of intellect and some extremely wacky. For instance, check out
my own version of The
Kenneth Starr Report.
I consider myself a very funny guy. However, at the same time, I
strive for a high level of seriousness and maturity. I am a very
artistic guy. I've written poetry
for five or six years now. In the next few days/weeks/months, I may
publish some of my writings of the past few years.
Once again, thank you for coming to my homepage. I'll be extremely
happy if you could Send
Me An IM or
Email
Me. Thank you, and
enjoy viewing my website!
Oh, and this is the part where I apoligize to Melissa for not having
any pictures of her to put on the site. Sorry. There will soon be
pics of you and they will be.... delightful!
And this is the part where I tell Randi that she is wonderful. Randi
you are wonderful.
8/24/00: I had a fortune cookie
today which read: Your modesty will shame those with lesser
knowledge.
8/16/00: I had a fortune cookie today which read: From now
on, your kindness will lead you to succcess.

If you know why this counter is here, cool. I have been asked not to
mention why its here.
Click here to see
the results of an aborted attempt to see Kittie and the truth about
Johnny, Chris and Gold Bond. You'll like it!