Melissa, are you bored? Click on this. You'll like it.
(You don't have to be Melissa to look at it)
Please sign my guestbook. Now.


Welcome to my homepage. My name is Ian, and I'm happy that you have managed to become one of the many people in the world which I am able to reach because I have my own website. I hope you enjoy your visit here.
Perhaps you'd like to know a little about myself. I am 22 years old, a student at
Plattsburgh State University in Plattsburgh, New York. I am majoring in Communication: Mass Media, in hopes to be somewhere within the production aspects of the media. I have a lot to say, and like to find the appropriate channels where I can be heard. Eventually, I would like to get a masters and PhD in communication, athough that is something which would happen in the distant, yet near future.
I have been working on this website since the fall of 1997, when I got home from
Young Judaea Year Course. Throughout the past years, I have had some creative bursts, some stuff of intellect and some extremely wacky. For instance, check out my own version of The Kenneth Starr Report.
I consider myself a very funny guy. However, at the same time, I strive for a high level of seriousness and maturity. I am a very artistic guy. I've written
poetry for five or six years now. In the next few days/weeks/months, I may publish some of my writings of the past few years.
Once again, thank you for coming to my homepage. I'll be extremely happy if you could
Send Me An IM or Email Me. Thank you, and enjoy viewing my website!
Oh, and this is the part where I apoligize to Melissa for not having any pictures of her to put on the site. Sorry. There will soon be pics of you and they will be.... delightful!
And this is the part where I tell Randi that she is wonderful. Randi you are wonderful.


8/24/00: I had a fortune cookie today which read: Your modesty will shame those with lesser knowledge.
8/16/00: I had a fortune cookie today which read: From now on, your kindness will lead you to succcess.

If you know why this counter is here, cool. I have been asked not to mention why its here.
Click here to see the results of an aborted attempt to see Kittie and the truth about Johnny, Chris and Gold Bond. You'll like it!